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About KendoOtaku

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Beverly Hills, CA

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Jaeger Assignment

KendoOtaku is currently piloting MAJESTIC LUMBERJACK with Amanda

MAJESTIC LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Crimson Ear Suckerpunch of Oblivion
  • Elongated Crossbow

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to upset Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to friendly forces. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Ragnarok, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to combat effectivness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. Life was transformed permanently when friends were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. As time progressed, he learned the secrets of mayhem. Each joyful yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at the school of hard knocks where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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