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JFish

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About JFish

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Portland, OR

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a young comic artist living in Portland, Oregon. I look forward to getting older and, subsequently, crazier. I'm always drawing as much as I can.”

What do you do for fun?

“OCCASIONALLY I go out to a bar or see friends play music, but my fun is being in my home and drawing. I really have a good time in that respect.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work fulltime at American Apparel during the day, comics and art making in my home by night. I get 4 hours of sleep a night.”

What's your dream job?

“A tremendous illustrative inspiration to as many people in the world as possible. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A clone of myself so I can make more comics. As far as "romantic meetings" are concerned, that store is closed. Come back soon!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've had my fill with using the Internet for anything other than sharing and promoting my art. Relationships are better met in person.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“My favorite anime are endangered species; Akira, Ninja Scroll, Evangelion, even Bebop to name a few. As for manga, anything Toriyama, Tezuka, Taiyo Matsumoto. American titles include Sharknife, PENG!, Scott Pilgrim and MBQ.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“http://www.last.fm/user/StudioJFISH”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I have done cosplay work with some of the best, but my Studio has become my ultimate priority. Now I enjoy watching anime tapes, reading manga and learning from the masters. Video games are dying to me, but the classics still hold strong.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“My three convention staples are APE in San Francisco (small press comic publication), Anime Expo in Anaheim and Comic Con in San Diego, the largest comic convention in the world. I plan to attend other small comic conventions down the line.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Well, the music's nice in games. I don't really play video games much these days. However, Super Nintendo will always be my favorite system through time.”

Jaeger Assignment

JFish is currently piloting MASCULINE LUMBERJACK with Dwarf Rampage

MASCULINE LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Arrow
  • Mustache-Mounted Missiles

DOSSIER: Role is to supply intense offense intended to destroy the Kaiju by fucking up their faces. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Cumberbatch, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing concentrated energy blast to decisively end inflation. Impervious to emotions. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Storm when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of homeless drunks in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. Sometimes, spiritual advisors have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Not all that aroused by the conversion to Islam of father at the age of three. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he mastered the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each grueling yeast infection was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"Son, you, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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