triM

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA

Joined: 11 years ago on 06/20/08
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triM is currently piloting MERMAID MAIDEN with Canada

MERMAID MAIDEN's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Austistic Suckerpunch
• Spectacular Fist Chop

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply perilous blowjobs to basically anybody who asks. Impervious to melancholy. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to unleash devastating attacks while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. Greatly affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a filthy alley. Each erotic moment was a step toward being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with unbeatable brutality, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of commanders.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Critics have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.