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anonsequitur

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About anonsequitur

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Laguna Woods, CA

Joined: 11 years ago on 06/20/08
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I have this fleshy growth. I call it a penis. I intend to stab people with it.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Naked jumping jacks.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work at a small video game company”

What's your dream job?

“Comedian or Analrapist. Yep!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“When I'm laying down on my back, ready to go to bed, I like trying to make myself fly by thinking happy thoughts and spinning my dick around really fast.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I used to want to meet Santa Claus, but sitting on his lap only made me realize that he had an erection.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If she lives over 1000 miles away, you'd better hope you have a 1000 mile erection. Or that she has a 1000 mile vagina, which is infinitely less appealing.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“This shit changes based on whatever is airing in the current season, so I don't fucking know anymore.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“LALALALA”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like to watch fan subs, play almost any kind of video game, most table top games, read comic books. Basicly, the generic set of geek interests.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Expo, Comic Con”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I like that one where you play a guy that has to do stuff and kill things along the way, and the one where you play a girl that has to do stuff and kill things along the way. Even your best friend :(”

Steam Nickname

“anonsequitur”

Jaeger Assignment

anonsequitur is currently piloting DEPRAVED DYNAMITE with FluffyGreenMan

DEPRAVED DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Smothering Cutlass
  • Elongated Ear Haymaker of Desperation

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaeger pilots by multiplying their offensive power. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Magical, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to end this war. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and gin. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 5 that he reached puberty. Each surpising fuck-up was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found himself at Yale where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by by popular demand.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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