Tell Us About Yourself... Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I have this fleshy growth. I call it a penis. I intend to stab people with it.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm single.”
What do you do for fun?
“Naked jumping jacks.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work at a small video game company”
What's your dream job?
“Comedian or Analrapist. Yep!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“When I'm laying down on my back, ready to go to bed, I like trying to make myself fly by thinking happy thoughts and spinning my dick around really fast.”
Who Are You Looking For? Which gender are you interested in?
“Girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I used to want to meet Santa Claus, but sitting on his lap only made me realize that he had an erection.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“If she lives over 1000 miles away, you'd better hope you have a 1000 mile erection. Or that she has a 1000 mile vagina, which is infinitely less appealing.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“This shit changes based on whatever is airing in the current season, so I don't fucking know anymore.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“LALALALA”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to watch fan subs, play almost any kind of video game, most table top games, read comic books. Basicly, the generic set of geek interests.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anime Expo, Comic Con”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I like that one where you play a guy that has to do stuff and kill things along the way, and the one where you play a girl that has to do stuff and kill things along the way. Even your best friend :(”
Steam Nickname
“anonsequitur”
