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Polixeni

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About Polixeni

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: , Connecticut

Joined: 11 years ago on 06/27/08
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I love coconut. It's a wonderful aphrodisiac. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Let's see....Ren Faires, Conventions when I can manage, watch Doctor Who”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Hostess/Manager/Waitress at my folk's place. Studying Massage Therapy!”

What's your dream job?

“Holistic Healer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm friends with Dr. Girlfriend. Thats funny all on its own.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People tend to be people. I do enjoy the ones who like bumming around with friends, chatting over a few drinks.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hard, hard, hard. My suggestion? HAve a long distance relationship within three hours of where you live, otherwise, dont bother.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cowboy Bebop”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ALL KINDS.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Bebop and Cardcaptors are ever the ones I truly got into. World of Warcraft has my soul and I love old school games. All time favorite = ZELDA. Also, I know it isnt an anime/manga but Doctor Who is full of EPIC WIN”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“The one in your pants”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Zelda, Mario, World of Warcraft”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

Polixeni is currently piloting HORRID STALLION with Messershmidt

HORRID STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Devil's Cannon
  • Terrible Ear Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Role is to supply overwhelming offense designed to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their brains. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and have an unequaled ability to kick some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and beatings. Existence was transformed permanently when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours sleeping in a hidden toy store. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at M.I.T. where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Deciding to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Son, you, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything she taught you and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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