Polixeni

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: , Connecticut

Joined: 11 years ago on 06/27/08
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Polixeni is currently piloting HORRID STALLION with Messershmidt

HORRID STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Devil's Cannon
• Terrible Ear Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Role is to supply overwhelming offense designed to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their brains. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and have an unequaled ability to kick some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and beatings. Existence was transformed permanently when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours sleeping in a hidden toy store. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at M.I.T. where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Deciding to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Son, you, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything she taught you and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.