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Breezy

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About Breezy

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Taichung City, Taiwan

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Eurotrash Ohioan once naughty Au Pair now craaaaaaaaazy English teacher in Taiwan ;) ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I watch the 24h anime channel here, experience Taiwan, eat crazy Taiwanese food like candied tomatoes, Cow Stomach Beef Noodles and will try Stinky Tofu one day-it smells like a pungent dirty baby diaper...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I have a BS in BS (Advertising) ;P I want to do some good, be Tao and also teach English and learn other languages-have received my CELTA certificate”

What's your dream job?

“As much as I love teaching, I would like to advance to teach Business English to adults, get my Masters here and get a good social PR job and be fluent in Mandarin”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well I am 27, but when I wear NO makeup, glasses and a ponytail people think I'm 15! It's happened two or three times!!!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A nice (hot) Asian guy...Well I'm being honest!!!!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Well...it can work if you start out as friends first and then meet and live close to each other later on...”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Fruits Basket is my number one, Sailor Moon, DBZ(only for Trunks), FLCL, Happy Mania, and now Tsubasa, ORIGINAL YuYu Hakusho and Ranma 1/2... I'm still obsessed with Battle Royale”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Dance music,j-pop and pretty much everything but country..Salsa and latino music was my thing for awhile, but now... Oh yeah I am now getting into Bollywood and Mando-pop=Pan Wei Bo and Wang Lee Hom=HOT ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Not so much into anime and manga and cosplay as much anymore...more into Asian culture and languages...you know? the boring stuff ;)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Probably none...I did my share of conventions and it was fun, but I have so much other stuff going on...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Kingdom Hearts (Id rather watch it then play it), DDR, and fighting games like King of Fighters... and Tekken Soul Calibur 2 and recently...Heroes of Might and Magic 4(Im so behind on the latest..and I cheat ;P)”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Whatever my step-dad has for Wii”

Jaeger Assignment

Breezy is currently piloting COSMIC GOITER with KraazyIVAN

COSMIC GOITER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Supple Stomp
  • Elbow-Mounted Slicer of Salvation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed counseling services to other Jaeger pilots, even during the confusion of full-force lovemaking. Cannot be damaged by fire-based enemy attacks. We can safely say that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Magical when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of puppies in order to save a small amount of time. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of flatulence. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.

Found herself by the school of life where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to drinking a lot and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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