kairi-g

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 12 years ago on 07/03/08
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kairi-g is currently piloting HERO FEATHER with Annagram

HERO FEATHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Antimatter Halberd
• Laser Battle-Axe Barrage

DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to civilians. Impervious to emotions. During the Battle Of Paris, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to break some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and comic books. Somewhat aroused by the conversion to Islam of her hamster while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several years sleeping in a secret robot repair shop. Each joyful day was a step away from the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Educated by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a seasoned expert with sensual speed, termed "Ferocious Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.