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About Laurette

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Glendale, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 07/04/08
Last Visit: 15 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am your average socially awkward anxiety riddled book nerd hermit.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I am the woman of 10000 hobbies. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I do things at amusement parks ”

What's your dream job?

“Special Effects Make Up Artist”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I don't really have any funny stories that are my own.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The Cassandra to my Wayne.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“i don't do them well.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I like batman?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“all of it. All. of. it.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Playing Magic, reading sci-fi/fantasy books, comics”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Into games? List your favorites!

“Magic, Pokemon, Oblivion, any puzzle games and rpgs, mainly.”

Jaeger Assignment

Laurette is currently piloting AUDACIOUS SUPERNOVA with kashira

AUDACIOUS SUPERNOVA's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Double-Strike Raid Penetation
  • Hawk's Halberd

DOSSIER: Role is to perform furious offense intended to insult the Kaiju by murdering their emotions. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Rainbow Unicorn, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Sometimes, commanding officers have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and tough love. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were eaten by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Stanford where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by her first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if she stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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