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Age: 40Gender: MLocation: Ridgewood, NY
Joined: 16 years ago on 03/02/04Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hey everyone- I used to cosplay back in the day, not so much anymore- though I still love getting dressed up for halloween.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“work out, drink strong coffee, go to Mets games, camp, paintball, garden.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work at a non-profit coalition in NYC.”
What's your dream job?
“working in a special effects/costume design company ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I constantly carry around a "MR T in Your Pocket" because you never know when some fool needs to be pitied”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I really like outgoing, funny, spontaneous women who can appreciate a good burger.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Had my fair share in the past, looking for something local.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“GTO, Evangelion, Initial D, Naruto, Berserk, Shin Angyo Onshi, Video Girl Ai, Hellsing, Eyeshield 21, Tenjou Tenge, Air Gear, Beck”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, Perfect Circle, Faunts, Man Factory, Dream Theater”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I have a pretty extensive anime dvd and manga collection, and I used to collect cels from my favorite series. I also play video games- the latest one is The Witcher. I also own a fairly large number of Art of War released Berserk statues. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“haven't gone to one in years, though I am considering PAX East.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“WoW, Starcraft, Counter Strike, Resident Evil 4, Berserk, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Disgaea, Dragon Age, Mass Effect 1/2”
Other Online Gaming Info
“World of Warcraft, Counter Strike Source, Starcraft”
EnderZero is currently piloting HAMBURGER QUARTERBACK with queeniebee
HAMBURGER QUARTERBACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply intense offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their children. Cannot be damaged by violent caresses. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their dedication to asskicking. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without murdering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was an arms dealer. Existence didn't really change much when friends were kidnapped by his little brother. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he learned the techniques of baking. Each sexual beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because of his burning passion to succeed.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite annoying the shit out of his copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and as usual, is really shitting the bed."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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