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Napegok

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About Napegok

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Brooklyn, NY

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 8 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello!!!”

What do you do for fun?

“Be a shut in.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“currently an at home waifu.”

What's your dream job?

“something exciting”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Fun people ;)”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“they can work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hanakimi, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Gundam, Otomen”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Reading manga. I love One Piece and shoujo manga in general!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I usually go to Anime Expo.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“mind games...”

Jaeger Assignment

Napegok is currently piloting TERRIBLE BLIZZARD with Shiki Tohno

TERRIBLE BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Head-Mounted Punch
  • Fertility Crossbow Spasm

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply courageous repair services to soldiers, even during the confusion of undercover combat. Cannot be damaged by ice-based enemy attacks. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unyielding Asskicking, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. At times, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and intellectual stimulation. Life didn't really change much when parents were fellated by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of flower arranging. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of her burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with erotic brutality, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", she soon gained the admiration of some homeless guy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to curing AIDS and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.


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