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Kaze

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About Kaze

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Orlando, FL

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“They think I'm a lucky girl. But I'm just doin what I want. I'm deeply rooted in my local BDSM community and couldn't be happier.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read tarot.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work at Universal Studios!”

What's your dream job?

“Retire and be a professional psychic.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I got in TWO car accidents and got rich. Hah.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone adventurous, fun-loving, indipendant, really unique, and doesn't mind that I'm already married to my music first.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I don't.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Nana, Interstella 5555, Samurai Champloo, Basilisk, s-CRY-ed, Great Teacher Onizuka, Happy Mania, Hot Gimmick, Snow Drop, Azumanga Daioh, Sensual Phrase, Chrno Crusade, Tramps Like Us”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Electro-house, Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Industrial, Altnernative, Dance, House...show me a good song and I'll tell you what I like, but NIN makes me touch myself”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“RPG's, Anime, collecting anime cd's, cosplaying, working behind the scenes at cons”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Megacon, Jacon (GOOD RIDDANCE!!) , Metrocon, Djing at AFO (2010)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Left 4 Dead, Katamari Damacy, The World Ends With You, Street Fighter, Fable, Fable 2, Mass Effect, ”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Miss Kaze”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Left 4 Dead, Second Life (Don't ask....)”

Jaeger Assignment

Kaze is currently piloting MAJESTY BLIZZARD with Xais

MAJESTY BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mysterious Taint Bash
  • Spicy Kick

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Often, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to explode some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the tranquil suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by by popular demand.

"You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything she taught you and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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