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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Little Neck, NY
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/02/04Last Visit: 4 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I like cheap cheese.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I love to sleep, I am a lazy mofo. My love in life is music <3 I enjoy working out, rollerblading, wandering aimlessly around Manhattan & eBay!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Operations Supervisor & licensed physical therapist assistant at outpatient division of hospital. StrongFirst & RKC certified kettlebell instructor.”
What's your dream job?
“I think I'm already working it - I loveeee my job!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I was ran over by a car when I was 12, I GOT THE SCARS TO PROVE IT!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I like geeks. Someone who enjoys a good lame joke, sense of humor is a MUST! People with a stable job(s) and have direction in life. Same hobbies would be nice. Not into smoking/drugs.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They're a living hell.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Macross, Berserk, Maze, GTO, DNA2, Trigun, Initial D, Hellsing, Angelic Layer & others”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“ie: Hocico, Opeth, Stabbing Westward, Assemblage 23, In Flames, NIN, TOOL, Blind Guardian, Muse, Sonata Arctica, STP, Pink Floyd, Megadeth, Avantasia, Type O Negative, Arch Enemy, Decoded Feedback, NamNamBulu, Amon Amarth, Theatre of Tragedy, etc.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Xbox 360 is my primary console of choice. Occassional cosplay, genres vary. I have 2 small collections of Berserk & Fifth Element collectibles.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Magfest is my only cons now.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Mario Kart series, Final Fantasy 7, Xenogears, Zelda: Link to the Past & Ocarina of Time, Donkey Kong Country, Mario Bros. 3, Doctor Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, Yo! Noid (stfu)”
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Other Online Gaming Info
LostDecoy is currently piloting FLAMING ASTEROID with Cyn
FLAMING ASTEROID's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support soldiers by improving their defensive power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Sword, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing boner pill to ensure inflation. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a homeless man. Not all that aroused by the death of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she learned the techniques of drinking. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.Educated at the school of hard knocks where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.Critics have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged people left and right."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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