LostDecoy

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Little Neck, NY

Joined: 9 years ago on 03/02/04
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LostDecoy is currently piloting FLAMING ASTEROID with Cyn

FLAMING ASTEROID's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Creepy Suckerpunch
• Arm-Mounted Sword

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support soldiers by improving their defensive power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Sword, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing boner pill to ensure inflation. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a homeless man. Not all that aroused by the death of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she learned the techniques of drinking. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.

Educated at the school of hard knocks where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Critics have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.