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About bishieworks

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Marion, OH

Joined: 12 years ago on 07/09/08
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Jase,nuff said”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Occassionally paintball with friends, table top role playing, video games, go to movies. watch my anime. Motorcycles”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Currently work at a driving range but looking for something new. Looking at UTI in Florida sometime next year.”

What's your dream job?

“To be random ninja number 1 in an anime.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“After I was life flighted to A medical college The doc stuck his finger somewhere and all i could think to say was "He didn't even buy me dinner."”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone funny, relaxed, fun loving. Gotta Love me for me and they have to love to laugh.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Why? What have you heard? Any news from back home?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“All gundams, Love Hina, Dragon Drive, Guyver, Ronin Warriors, Bleach, Code Geass, Akira,FMA, FMP. I can give any anime a chance.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Most kinds of music. I can give anything a chance.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Love watching animes, looking forward to going to cons with my friends.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Ohyacon, BootyCon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I can get into almost all game types.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“FFXI,World of Warcraft, City of Heroes/Villians”

Jaeger Assignment

bishieworks is currently piloting PRINCESS PASSION with FeuillysLove

PRINCESS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Courageous Butt Wedgie
  • Toxic Staff

DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaeger pilots by multiplying their sexual capabilities. Perhaps that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Hercules when the pilots sacrificed several hundred kittens in order to save some dude's record collection. Frequently, experienced Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their dedication to asskicking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to kick some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Deeply aroused by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Each sexual day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a bull with drunkenly unpredictable speed, termed "Invincible Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite impregnating the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Experts have described his robot piloting style as "weak-ass bullshit", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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