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Plastik_Smile

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About Plastik_Smile

Age: 30
Gender: F
Location: Richmond, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“18,but I'm still europlayful as hell by default. It makes it alot more fun,no?”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Shows.Parties.DDR.Videogames.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“High school kid.”

What's your dream job?

“Translator for a video game company.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“*Thinks* I really don't know,maybe because I'm the one that owns them and I don't think it's that wierd..”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Cool people.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Ummmm. <3.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“What is this animoo you speak of?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Jack off Jill.Metric.The Faint.VNV Nation.Assemblage 23.Groove Coverage.The Cardigans.Ian Van Dahl.Ayumi Hamasaki.Frontline Assembly.Gravity Kills.Wumpscut.Bauhaus.Sneaker Pimps.Razed in Black.Snake River Conspiracy.Goteki.Tsunami Bomb,etc,etc.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Conventions.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Nekocon.AnimeUSA.Ohayocon.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Konami games. I play other games,just not obsessively as these. Plus ITG.”

Jaeger Assignment

Plastik_Smile is currently piloting STALKER VALKYRIE with Ak

STALKER VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Bomb
  • Breast-Mounted Boomerang Formation of Damnation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful massages to basically anybody who asks. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Eruption, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and have one purpose, which is to punch some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the peaceful slums of Mexico City. Not really devastated by the murder of her favorite hobo lover guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several hours fucking people up in a seriously shady basement. Each erotic moment was a step toward the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in a den of thieves where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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