Fluorescent Sunshine Buster Machine No. 17210
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About Fluorescent Sunshine Age: 32 Gender: F Location: Los Angeles, CA Joined: 11 years ago on 07/11/08 Last Visit: 9 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Current Relationship Status
What's your dream job?
“Anything that would allow me to travel the world and eat a lot. ”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
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Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda x 798857”
Fluorescent Sunshine is currently piloting
SCAMPERING NARWHAL with Kumba
SCAMPERING NARWHAL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Legendary Soup Ladle Doom Nippletwister
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply tricky counseling services to other Jaegers. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemy attacks. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of flower arranging. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because of her burning passion to succeed. She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really. In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world. "Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and react to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.