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About Xander

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Warwick, RI

Joined: 17 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 15 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“j0, soo yeah.... this is supposed to be my random blurb..AND IT IS: BLURB!”

What do you do for fun?

“race, rave, get movin. I love my car but drive it straight into the ground..”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“i blow shit up.... no really...and im a full time college student.”

What's your dream job?


Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“theres a picture of me in nothing but a towel...... i dont remember it being taken....oops”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“everyone... i just like people”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“possible, with lots of work...”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“hellsing.. green green, Priest”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“cons, watching anime...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“otakon, BAAF”

Into games? List your favorites!

“HALO... DDR.. yeah pretty much everything, Soul C.”

Jaeger Assignment

Xander is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED ERECTION with dr_z

STEAMPOWERED ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Butt-Mounted Cannon
  • Devastation Bodyslam

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces. Sometimes, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and gin. Profoundly devastated by the painful goiter loss of his hamster when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at Sweet Valley High where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

So-called experts have described his partying style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea ravaged all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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