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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: San Antonio, TX
Joined: 11 years ago on 07/16/08Last Visit: 13 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm still a douchebag. It's a little less so now, which is pretty bitchin'. Apparently, time tempers assholery. As of 2019, this statement is pretty much still true. I'm just able to stick things into all the holes of the human body medically now. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Finally learned to enjoy life and take it easy. I still screw with people in small ways for the lulz, though.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I enlist people into small groups to take tests for SCIENCE! I also work conventions.”
What's your dream job?
“Being a mom.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I worked the entirety of San Japan 2018 without knowing Starfire was literally a room away all weekend. I also spent two years working for 2K Games and wooow.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone with a morbid, fucked up sense of humor. Also, I like making fun of movies and live Tweeting.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I do not enjoy LDR's, due to the lack of physical connection.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Tenchi Muyo!/Universe/Ryo-Ohki!, Sailor Moon/Crystal, Serial Experiments Lain, Fruits Basket(new/old), anything out of Studio Ghibli, started watching Dragonball”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“This is a huge list. Examples: Queensryche, Rush, Eve 6, Garth Brooks, Jon Pardi, Luke Bryan, Black Mages, Counting Crows, Watsky, Sum 41, Riddlin Kids, Flogging Molly...”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Still trophy hunting because I'm a completionist. Started watching new anime. Playing games online with my clan and streaming with my fiance and our friend. Still obsessed with Space Griffon VF-9.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“San Japan. Mebbe PAX South or RTX. Just worked Mini Mini Con.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“FFVIII, parasite EVE, Tomba!, Fallout NV, Resident Evil 2/3/CV/7, MGS/Twin Snakes, Destiny, Horizon, Space Griffon VF-9, Discworld, Toejam & Earl 2, FFXIV”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“PS4 - Destiny 2, FFXIV, MHW, RDR2, MK11, Borderlands 2. Switch - Smash Bros, Diablo 3.”
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