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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Dayton, OH
Joined: 8 years ago on 07/16/08Last Visit: 13 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 231 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a big nerd. I like to read and stuff. And laugh. I don't take myself too seriously. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I like to read. And tease boys...but seriously, mostly reading”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Back in school. Yeah, that whole "real job in the real world" thing wasn't working out for me.”
What's your dream job?
“Does being independently wealthy count? No? Well, I'd like to write or teach.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I fall up the stairs with alarming regularity. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I like to meet all kinds of people. Except annoying ones; I already know too many of those.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like all kinds of music except techno (excluding Daft Punk. Love them) and old-school country. New country is pretty sweet though. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like the ORIGINAL Speed Racer...and Avatar: the last airbender?”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“None for the time being.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Super Mario Bros. NES. Straight old-school”
the.avidpedestrian is currently piloting UNTAMED SLEDGEHAMMER with Searos
UNTAMED SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to basically anybody who asks. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. In the past, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and tough love. Life didn't really change much when nipples were fellated by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each withering day was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing her best friend. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.Deciding to get a clue, she dedicated herself to curing AIDS and as usual, is really shitting the bed."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she started touching herself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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