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Age: 31Gender: MLocation: Greenwood, SC
Joined: 11 years ago on 07/21/08Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm just a guy who thinks all the time. Hit me up on AIM or throw me an email to learn more. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I juggle, read webcomics, watch movies, play drums, partake in the art of archery (I'm afraid there's no adequate verb for archery), read, write, sit around and ponder existence, play tennis, racquetball, and of course Dungeons and Dragons. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm in college studying mechanical engineering. During the summer, I work at a water meter factory doing random computer shit that no one else wants to do.”
What's your dream job?
“My dream job would be something involving lots of applied physics. I love physics, but I also really love the problem-solving aspects of engineering.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I dunno. Most of my humor is situational. You kinda have to be there.”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anybody interesting. Someone who can casually chat with me about games and such, but someone who can also maintain intellectual discusions about science, technology, philosophy, sex, and world issues.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I've tried that. She destroyed me. I don't know if I'd try it again.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun, Samurai Champloo, Harlembeat, Gundam Wing, and anything by Miyazaki. I dunno. I'm not too big into anime/manga anymore.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I'm heavy into music. I like just about everything. I don't assign myself to genres. If it sounds good to me, I will listen to it. And yes, that includes the A-Teens. Lats of punk and lots of electro.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to watch anime, but I'm afraid that I don't have the time I'd like to commit to it. Most of my free time goes into my other hobbies.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Well, I was planning on going to Otakon 2008...but alas...I am, as they say, a po' boy. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“There's way too many to list (at last count I had over 250 games sitting around my room). But here's the (tremendously) abridged version: Anything by Hideo Kojima, and anything Zelda or Mario.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
“PSN username: Oxymoronic”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Metal Gear Online, bitches.”
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