Scroton

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am intelligent (1% YEAH BABY), creative, and very odd. You will probably find me funny, but still intensely odd. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Also anything related in any way to water or a body of water. I enjoy spearfishing while shorediving. I also used to write a bunch of poems and stories, but then stopped years ago.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“At school for to become HEAPS BIG engineer. Currently work as handyman. ”

What's your dream job?

“Being a writer of some sort. I'm not banking on this (though I am certain I am the greatest writer in this century) Writer or lawyer though, I'm definitely going to be abusing cocaine in the coming years. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“This is a dumb question. I suppose the funniest item would be a concrete cactus I stole from a taco bell. I have many funny stories. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone that wants to build things or go spearfishing. I enjoy building things. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're great when you're a angsty teen, since it will only fuel your angst and you can be in a "relationship" without any real chance of getting someone pregnant. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Classic Rock, Electronic music and then a bunch of retarded songs that no one else holds in high regard. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Sometimes I go to these sorts of things if the friends drag me along. Sometime in the future I will make a die-cast aluminum Doom Marine costume, since all the Doom Marine costumes ever made were extremely subpar and Doom Marine deserves better. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Doom, System Shock 2, Half-life, Jazz Jackrabbit.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Used to play World of Warcraft. Worst waste of time ever. ”