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SoulCrash

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About SoulCrash

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Founding Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm age 24, 5'9, 170 Ibs.. I'm the Driver and Owner of the Anime Central's 2008 Toyota Tacoma xRunner. I do alot of driving cause of my work, and do alot of photo stuff.... and driving more”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Driving, Wrestling, Breakdancing, playing those video games lol.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work for Elmhurst Toyota (the best god damn Toyota Dealership in the midwest!) as their car part delivery dude, and other stuff (when that time comes)...”

What's your dream job?

“Drift Racer, videographer. Photographer...”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I got kicked in the balls during my skit.... (I'm not kiddding)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who's into the car scene..... And knows stuff about cars.. cause that's all I can talk about now-a-days... I also can talk about vidya games and anime.. but not too much. Or almost anyone that I can easily talk to.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I had to learn it the hard way..... Take my word for it.... It sucked.....”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Battle Royale, GTO, Initial D, Wangan Midnight, Eyeshield 21, Cyber Formula, Valkyria Chronicles”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Mostly Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, BBoy Beats. As long the music is tasteful....”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a car jock..... And former cosplayer, and AMV creator........”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Central, YoumaCon.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Initial D, Need for Speed , Wangan Midnight, Colin McRae Rally Racing (mostly racing, and shooting games), Grand Theft Auto 4, Guitar Hero, Gran Turismo, DiRT”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“The SoulCrash”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo 3, Grand Theft Auto 4, Rock Band”

Jaeger Assignment

SoulCrash is currently piloting DYNAMIC JUGGERNAUT with DrkNDlishus

DYNAMIC JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Elongated Needle of Satisfaction
  • Spicy Bash

DOSSIER: Role is to supply surgical offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by pulverizing their emotions. May be vulnerable to alcohol. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each joyful lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at Sweet Valley High where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a tiger with erotic sensuality, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of perverts all over the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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