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jodiejo

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About jodiejo

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Coventry, England

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/29/08
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello I like to draw tiny little pictures of skeletons to get across a sense of impending doom.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Eat, drink, sexercise, dance wildly, fall asleep quickly and spend money erratically.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Work/Study Ancient History and Archaeology.”

What's your dream job?

“Digging up old stuff somewhere hot.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“A life sized cardboard cut out of Legolas and Gimli. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone wearing pinstripe suits, x-ray specs and brandishing a sonic screwdriver.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Intellectual answer - dunno.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Underachieving indie stuff. Current favs include White Denim, Vampire Weekend, Of Montreal, Hot Chip and Guillemots.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like reading comic books and graphic novels that have lots of blood and boobs in them.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“If only.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Guitar Hero, Pokemon, Civ Rev, Kingdom Hearts, FF and anything for my DS.”

Jaeger Assignment

jodiejo is currently piloting BLITZKRIEG DANGER with Erics

BLITZKRIEG DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Raging Dagger
  • Dynamic Cricket Bat

DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash lightning-like offense intended to attack the Kaiju by fingerbanging their feelings. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to explode some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of mayhem. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the speed of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with depressingly inconsistent passion, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", she soon gained the erections of hippies.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite killing basically everybody. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by by popular demand.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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