najicalove Buster Machine No. 1750
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About najicalove Age: 25 Gender: M Location: Tokyo (tokyo), Japan Joined: 11 years ago on 03/02/04 Last Visit: 2 years ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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SUNSHINE ERECTION with Shannako
SUNSHINE ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Sweaty Caress Raptor's Shield
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious massages to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of high-speed skirmishes. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Ragnarok, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret boner pill to end struggle against Kaiju. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by fairly normal parents in the idyllic suburbs of Madagascar. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he learned the techniques of baking. Each joyful moment was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.
Schooled at Sweet Valley High where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a drunken sailor with drunkenly unpredictable passion, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of hippies. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something. Following the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by his first grade teacher. "The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.