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Age: 31Gender: MLocation: Toronto, ON
Joined: 11 years ago on 07/30/08Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm not my fucking khakis...I'm the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
What do you do for fun?
“I love making music, and I have an active interest in theoretical physics. Feel free to ask me about my theories on gravity. Oh, drink and smoke.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to school for electronics engineering, AKA the coolest thing ever. Im enlisting in the Canadian navy as an engineer...Im pretty sure that means I can run into buildings and take them over. ”
What's your dream job?
“Cult leader. I consider starting a cult most days.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Umm...yeah. Dragon Ball? :P The first time I ever smoked a zong, I was blitzed off my ass and I watched Steam Boy. I dont remember a goddamn thing, but it was amazing.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“YES! All kinds, lately Ive been listening to a lot of electronic stuff, and the Beatles.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Not an anime fan, I like D&D (3.0, 3.5, 4.0, whatev), WoD (I like oWoD more then nWoD to be honest. Mage is my favourite game, Vampire next, then werewolf, then hunter), Magic the gathering, video games (duh). Im also a thumb wrestling champion. :)”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Im going to a MtG tourney in Paris in October.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Oops, I already did that. As far as video games though Im a huge Total War fan, and I like Call of Duty 4. Elder Scrolls ist gut.”
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