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Leilani_h

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About Leilani_h

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Frederick, MD

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Life is open.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“My hobbies include writing, singing, sewing, and inventing new ways to bake. Also: music, psychology and body language.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a university student and writer. Freelance sorcery pays the small bills.”

What's your dream job?

“Having numerous published novels is my goal. I'd like to live in Europe at some point. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm big on quips and banter :)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Are you interested in anime, gaming, computers, intelligence, salacious behavior? If you're with me on some or all of those levels, it's a good time.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They work only for very deep connections.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hana Yori Dango, Full Metal Panic, Peach Girl, jdramas, other series”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“EVERYTHING except banjos. I enjoy the patterns in music.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“anime, dramas, fighting games”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Not sure about my convention schedule right now.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Capcom vs SNK 2, King of Fighters, Guitar Hero, Karaoke Revolution”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Mainly I like in-person fighting/music game competition :3”

Jaeger Assignment

Leilani_h is currently piloting INTOXICATED PIONEER with Campster

INTOXICATED PIONEER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Orgasmic Bliss Jump-Kick of Desperation
  • Cheetah's Bash

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply helpful counseling services to civilians, even during the confusion of sexual battles. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Freedom, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient aggressive handjob technique to hopefully end Obamacare. May be vulnerable to alcohol. During the Battle Of Atlanta, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of love and gin. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the art of mayhem. Each sexual lesson was a step toward the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with unbeatable speed, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite killing her copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"You, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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