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Captain Fancy Pants 16 hours ago on 05/21/13
I should rewatch this season.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 1 days ago on 05/21/13
A syrah in a mason jar cuz I don't feel like cleaning wine glasses.

This is a reply to the thread "What are you drinking right now?" by Lucifer, posted in Fatty Talk

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Captain Fancy Pants 2 days ago on 05/20/13
I think Rickon paid a visit to Strong Belwas.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 2 days ago on 05/20/13
Where the fuck is Rickon? I don't remember seeing him since season 2. Not that he does anything, but it's like the producers just didn't feel like paying him and set him off to play with the wolves whenever they switched to Bran's group.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 2 days ago on 05/20/13
John Booty said:
KITTENFINGER


More like Petyr Meowish!

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 2 days ago on 05/20/13
Hey guys, we've got 5 minutes to fill.
I know, TORTURE TIME WITH THEON!

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 9 days ago on 05/13/13
John Booty said:
Also, everybody from Albania should be euthanized.


We'll send Liam Neeson.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 11 days ago on 05/11/13
"In other news, death by strangulation of people named Sansa up 6500%."

This is a reply to the thread "Arya Was The Fastest-Rising Baby Name in 2012" by m1cnBot, posted in News & For Sale

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Captain Fancy Pants 15 days ago on 05/07/13
...without turning red, because I'm Asian and lack aldehyde dehydrogenase!

This is the opening post in his thread "Don't You Judge Me, I Can't Drink", posted in D Boon

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 05/06/13
I guess I'll see how it is when the rest of my parts come in tomorrow. Thanks for the replies.

This is a reply to the thread "Windows 8, does anybody care?" by tranoid no ki, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 05/06/13
I could watch Margery Tyrell read the dictionary. In fact, they just air that if the TV series catches up to the books.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 21 days ago on 05/01/13
So my current computer is coming up on 5-6 years old and is starting to die. I've already started gathering parts, but I'm undecided on the OS.

Windows 7 and 8 are the same price. I'm leaning toward getting 8, because it is supposed to be an upgrade in security and speed, but I'm concerned about usability.

After using it for several months, what are your impressions?

(I'm gonna install one of the start menu programs btw)

This is a reply to the thread "Windows 8, does anybody care?" by tranoid no ki, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 22 days ago on 04/30/13
Loaded nachos.

This is a reply to the thread "What are you craving this exact instant" by nomad, posted in Fatty Talk

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Captain Fancy Pants 22 days ago on 04/30/13
I just finished Garzey's Wing. I've come up with a few conclusions. First and foremost, I didn't have enough beer. Second, Garzey's Wing was terrible mostly for a plot that made no sense and lack of a resolution.

A giant glowing flashing goose flies through a guy and pulls his spirit through to another world, while his body is still conscious in the real world. A little fairy gets caught in his necklace on the way to this world, so she comes along for the ride, too. He arrives naked and is touted as some holy savior by a group of slaves because he can grow wings from his feet.

The rest o ...

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 23 days ago on 04/29/13
I forget why exactly I hated Garzey's Wing, but I'm gonna watch it for this thread. I'll also be drinking a beer.

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 25 days ago on 04/27/13
I'm sure there were others, but the one that stands out the most is the first Hellsing anime. Typical episode:

Bad guy: HAHAHA, I am crazy badass. Pew pew pew. You have been defeated.
Alucard: OHOHO, no, I have not been defeated. I am crazy badass. I laugh maniacally. See my crazy shadow powers.
Bad guy: OH NO. Shadow powers. I have been defeated.

No character had any depth and every fight was Alucard seemingly on the ropes, but sike, he's just fucking with them.
PS: Ratings: 7.9/10 from 5,518 users on IMDB. Terrible taste.

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 28 days ago on 04/24/13
It's been a while since I've seen you post, and I'm sorry that it was under these circumstance. Sorry, about your loss. I had a couple dogs pass away this year.

Let us know if there is anything we can do.

This is a reply to the thread "There was a fire @my home ystdy when I wasnt there" by Amberwolf, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 37 days ago on 04/15/13
A Study in Pink said:
PS: I am annoyed that we're spending time torturing Theon. That all happened behind the scenes in the books and it's soooooo not important. He sucks and I really don't care what happens to his character in the show. There is so much else going on in the world!


fukkake said:
John said to me last night "You kind of feel bad for him" in regards to Theon and I thought about it for a moment and was like..."Nope".

I like how Jaime finally does one nice thing and gets fucked over anyway. Love that in fact.


The only character th ...

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 37 days ago on 04/15/13
I'm okay with the way Barristan Selmy was revealed. What were we supposed to do? Realize that he was Barristan Selmy with a long beard for several episodes while waiting for the characters to catch up? The books can drag the reveal out because the readers can't see or hear the characters and figure it out easily.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 50 days ago on 04/02/13
Yeah, I didn't know who he was until I looked it up after the show.

I wouldn't consider it sloppy, since people do assign blame similarly in real life.

This is a reply to the thread "Walking Dead as series on AMC" by City Councilman Doug, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 50 days ago on 04/02/13
He was the black prisoner that Rick locked out of the prison to be eaten by walkers, instead of killing him. He turned out to be alive and let the walkers in the prison.

This is a reply to the thread "Walking Dead as series on AMC" by City Councilman Doug, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 52 days ago on 03/31/13
Found a decent grind setting and tamping pressure so I've been drinking espresso all morning.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 52 days ago on 03/31/13
Emilia Clarke's facebook is totally not run by a PR person posting Game of Throne links every hour and a half.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 59 days ago on 03/24/13
I never thought I would say this, but more Sansa!

This is a reply to the thread "School Of Thrones" by m1cnBot, posted in News & For Sale

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Captain Fancy Pants 5 months ago on 12/01/12
Continue my marathon of Angel.

This is a reply to the thread "Nerdy thing you will do today?" by mheart, posted in Gen. Chat

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