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Captain Fancy Pants 4 days ago on 06/15/13
game name: iwantsleep
I playing Storm and got The Thing as my first unlock.

This is a reply to the thread "Marvel Heroes" by Tulip O'Hare, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 5 days ago on 06/14/13
Moonage Daydream said:
You know what would have balanced this out a little more?


Yeah, Magic Door. It is called the Black Gate. (jk, it's actually made of white weirwood.)

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 7 days ago on 06/12/13
Magic door was my favorite character in the book. I hope it gets a POV chapter in Winds of Winter.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 8 days ago on 06/11/13
StuntCock said:
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Halloween costume! People might just think I'm a werewolf though.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 9 days ago on 06/10/13
NO MAGIC DOOR? EAT A DICK! >:[

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 11 days ago on 06/08/13
Pleasantly surprised to find out my prescription copay for 3 months of my meds is $0 down from $9.99 under my new plan.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 11 days ago on 06/08/13
TWO pairs of Dents leather gloves (even though I plan on returning one of them).

This is a reply to the thread "Your latest impulse buy?" by Thin White Duke, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 13 days ago on 06/06/13
myname@ohgodpleasehireme.com

This is a reply to the thread "gmail or personal email?" by A Study in Pink, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 15 days ago on 06/04/13
Stages of Death readers/watchers go through during ASOIAF

Stage 1: Holy shit, they just killed the main character!
Stage 2: I hope my favorite character doesn't die.
Stage 3: Nooo, they killed my favorite character. I hope my new favorite character doesn't die.
Stage 4: I hope George R. R. Martin doesn't die.

Constant: I hope Sansa dies.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 06/03/13
[quote=John Booty]Man. Crazy! I've been looking forward to (and simultaneously dreading) that ever since the series began.

I'd been freaking out that it'd be spoiled for Steph before she could watch it. She knew something was coming, but it was still surprising enough, I think!

The RW scene was good.

I think the main downer for me was seeing Talisa's belly get stabbed. I mean, this is a character they added to the TV version, and Robb's wife in the books is not even present at the Red Wedding. I generally like changes to the book (keeps it interesting to me!) but it almost seems like ...

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 06/03/13
I'm gonna have to call out of work. :(

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 06/03/13
Happy Bootsday!

This is a reply to the thread "A VERY Happy Booty B-Day Today!!!" by fukkake, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 06/03/13
Moonage Daydream said:
The Immigreats!


This gets my vote.

This is a reply to the thread "I need a team name" by A Study in Pink, posted in Pee Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 16 days ago on 06/03/13
fukkake said:
OK Okay, everyone needs to check themselves for a moment here because you are just being mean and nothing interesting, informative or new has been added.


IT'S GETTING A BIT HOT IN THIS GORG PILE. CAN SOMEONE TURN ON THE AC?

This is a reply to the thread "Quitting Air Conditioning" by Somebody, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 17 days ago on 06/02/13
Form I-130

This is a reply to the thread "I need a team name" by A Study in Pink, posted in Pee Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 17 days ago on 06/02/13
Chrispy said:
There are two great licenses that LEGO holds that I absolutely adore. The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.


Frodo Skywalker has to fly to Mount Doom Star along with his Rogue Squadron of the Ring to cast the One Ring down the reactor shaft and destroy it in the fires of the reactor core.
PS: Boromir = Red Leader

This is a reply to the thread "Adult Fans of LEGO" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 17 days ago on 06/02/13
Somebody said:
I'm definitely not a hippie. I just think what happens when or if we get hit by a high altitude emp. Everyone will be too miserable to do anything useful and will be much more likely to die from sweating all their water out. It takes two weeks to acclimate your body to a different climate.


If you're doing it for monetary, environmental, or health reasons, that's cool, but it's a bit silly to do it on the off chance than an emp knocks out power. You might as well give up eating adequately, drinking clean water, plumbing, and electricity while you're at it.

This is a reply to the thread "Quitting Air Conditioning" by Somebody, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 17 days ago on 06/02/13
You actually joined a gay dating site.

This is a reply to the thread "Still a little bit uncertain." by Zantetsuken22, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 18 days ago on 06/01/13
You say that now when it's 86, but wait until it gets to 90 and above.

I've involuntarily experienced above 90 degree humid weather without AC, and it's miserable. I slept less than 3-4 hours a night because it's so hard to sleep, which is very unhealthy. I didn't eat much because I lost my appetite. I didn't do much at home, but sit around and read, because it was too hot to move around. I was tired and miserable all day.

Here are some tips:
1. Sleep on a beach towel. It doesn't stick to your body as badly as bed sheets.
2. Take several cold showers a day.
3. If it gets bad, wear a w ...

This is a reply to the thread "Quitting Air Conditioning" by Somebody, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 29 days ago on 05/21/13
I should rewatch this season.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 29 days ago on 05/21/13
A syrah in a mason jar cuz I don't feel like cleaning wine glasses.

This is a reply to the thread "What are you drinking right now?" by Lucifer, posted in Fatty Talk

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Captain Fancy Pants 30 days ago on 05/20/13
I think Rickon paid a visit to Strong Belwas.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 30 days ago on 05/20/13
Where the fuck is Rickon? I don't remember seeing him since season 2. Not that he does anything, but it's like the producers just didn't feel like paying him and set him off to play with the wolves whenever they switched to Bran's group.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 30 days ago on 05/20/13
John Booty said:
KITTENFINGER


More like Petyr Meowish!

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 30 days ago on 05/20/13
Hey guys, we've got 5 minutes to fill.
I know, TORTURE TIME WITH THEON!

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 37 days ago on 05/13/13
John Booty said:
Also, everybody from Albania should be euthanized.


We'll send Liam Neeson.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

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Captain Fancy Pants 39 days ago on 05/11/13
"In other news, death by strangulation of people named Sansa up 6500%."

This is a reply to the thread "Arya Was The Fastest-Rising Baby Name in 2012" by m1cnBot, posted in News & For Sale

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Captain Fancy Pants 43 days ago on 05/07/13
...without turning red, because I'm Asian and lack aldehyde dehydrogenase!

This is the opening post in his thread "Don't You Judge Me, I Can't Drink", posted in D Boon

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