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Captain Fancy Pants 2 days ago on 06/17/13
This is a reply to the thread "Goggles - Why does everyone not wear them always?" by Vortex, posted in Gen. Chat
Captain Fancy Pants 5 days ago on 06/14/13
Captain Fancy Pants 8 days ago on 06/11/13
Captain Fancy Pants 15 days ago on 06/04/13
Stages of Death readers/watchers go through during ASOIAF
Stage 1: Holy shit, they just killed the main character!
Stage 2: I hope my favorite character doesn't die.
Stage 3: Nooo, they killed my favorite character. I hope my new favorite character doesn't die.
Stage 4: I hope George R. R. Martin doesn't die.
Constant: I hope Sansa dies.
[quote=John Booty]Man. Crazy! I've been looking forward to (and simultaneously dreading) that ever since the series began.
I'd been freaking out that it'd be spoiled for Steph before she could watch it. She knew something was coming, but it was still surprising enough, I think!
The RW scene was good.
I think the main downer for me was seeing Talisa's belly get stabbed. I mean, this is a character they added to the TV version, and Robb's wife in the books is not even present at the Red Wedding. I generally like changes to the book (keeps it interesting to me!) but it almost seems like ...
This is a reply to the thread "A VERY Happy Booty B-Day Today!!!" by fukkake, posted in Gen. Chat
IT'S GETTING A BIT HOT IN THIS GORG PILE. CAN SOMEONE TURN ON THE AC?
Frodo Skywalker has to fly to Mount Doom Star along with his Rogue Squadron of the Ring to cast the One Ring down the reactor shaft and destroy it in the fires of the reactor core.
PS: Boromir = Red Leader
If you're doing it for monetary, environmental, or health reasons, that's cool, but it's a bit silly to do it on the off chance than an emp knocks out power. You might as well give up eating adequately, drinking clean water, plumbing, and electricity while you're at it.
You actually joined a gay dating site.
This is a reply to the thread "Still a little bit uncertain." by Zantetsuken22, posted in Gen. Chat
Captain Fancy Pants 18 days ago on 06/01/13
You say that now when it's 86, but wait until it gets to 90 and above.
I've involuntarily experienced above 90 degree humid weather without AC, and it's miserable. I slept less than 3-4 hours a night because it's so hard to sleep, which is very unhealthy. I didn't eat much because I lost my appetite. I didn't do much at home, but sit around and read, because it was too hot to move around. I was tired and miserable all day.
Here are some tips:
1. Sleep on a beach towel. It doesn't stick to your body as badly as bed sheets.
2. Take several cold showers a day.
3. If it gets bad, wear a w ...
Captain Fancy Pants 27 days ago on 05/23/13
This is a reply to the thread "Don't You Judge Me, I Can't Drink" by Captain Fancy Pants, posted in D Boon
Captain Fancy Pants 29 days ago on 05/21/13
A syrah in a mason jar cuz I don't feel like cleaning wine glasses.
This is a reply to the thread "What are you drinking right now?" by Lucifer, posted in Fatty Talk
Where the fuck is Rickon? I don't remember seeing him since season 2. Not that he does anything, but it's like the producers just didn't feel like paying him and set him off to play with the wolves whenever they switched to Bran's group.
Captain Fancy Pants 39 days ago on 05/11/13
"In other news, death by strangulation of people named Sansa up 6500%."
This is a reply to the thread "Arya Was The Fastest-Rising Baby Name in 2012" by m1cnBot, posted in News & For Sale
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