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Business Mouse

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About Business Mouse

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: , Ontario

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“"it was me on that road, but you couldn't see me.... what else is there?"”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?


What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work in a lab detecting the zombie virus.”

What's your dream job?

“Pretending to be gaming characters”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!


Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They mostly don't work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Mecha goodies, space operas and then there's GTO. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I like craziness such as 80s new wave and synth pop. And industrial. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm still trying to finish up Persona 3”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Strategicon and Los con and ALA”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Gears of War”

XBox Live! Gamertag


Jaeger Assignment

Business Mouse is currently piloting ELONGATED CUTTER with prophet7

ELONGATED CUTTER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Dildo of Joyfulness
  • Raging Beam of Despair

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform intense offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by fingerbanging their assholes. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to explode some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was deeply in love with her. Life was transformed permanently when friends were eaten by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 19 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Eventually, she learned the art of martial arts. Each erotic yeast infection was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with frankly unnecessary levels of violence, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", she soon gained the admiration of instructors.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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