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TheGuyWithTheFace

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About TheGuyWithTheFace

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Clarksville, TN

Joined: 11 years ago on 08/22/08
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I love OB. I keep getting older; it stays the same age.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Everything I do is fun.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Doorkicker”

What's your dream job?

“The one where I'm independently wealthy with no real responsibilities.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My wife crocheted a giant penis which for the longest time stood on display on the table by our front door. More males than females picked it up and played with it. Go figure.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“It's not you, it's me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Isn't that why we have the internet now?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Probably not enough to qualify me as an otaku.”

Jaeger Assignment

TheGuyWithTheFace is currently piloting SECRET KRAKEN with t(^.^t)

SECRET KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Triple-Uppercut Formation Technique
  • Nuclear Kick of Damnation

DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaeger pilots. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Each surpising moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with erotic speed, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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