TheGuyWithTheFace is currently piloting SECRET KRAKEN with t(^.^t)
SECRET KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:
Triple-Uppercut Formation Technique
Nuclear Kick of Damnation
DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaeger pilots. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Each surpising moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.
Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with erotic speed, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.
Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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