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Age: 39Gender: FLocation: Cary, NC
Joined: 10 years ago on 08/22/08Last Visit: 16 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“Egon Spengler is drowning in bitches.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Art stuff, listen to music, play with my dog/cats, drive, consume mass quanitities of beer. The usual.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Fulltime student majoring in psychology with a minor in sociology and African-American studies. ”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I don't really do funny things so much as say funny things. Except for when I fall down.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with a sense of humor who likes animals and brunettes. Because I own animals and...well, am a brunette.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“That they're worth it for the right person.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“There is only one anime as far as I am concerned and that is Cowboy Bebop. The end.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Good music. Oh fine...Rachael Yamagata, AIR, Death Cab, The Bird and the Bee, Stereophonics, Nightmares on Wax, Rilo Kiley, Psapp, Damien Rice, Iron and Wine, blah blah blah.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Swearing at Mario Kart, schooling everyone as Ivy in Soul Calibur, making geeky references of all kinds. Lots of loud swearing. I like snacks.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“The one where your mom will be the guest of honor in my room tomorrow night.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Phoenix Wright, because you can never have too much insane lawyering. KATAMARI DAMACY.”
domminess is currently piloting COURAGEOUS PASSION with Optimal Solution
COURAGEOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash surgical offense designed to upset the Kaiju by murdering their reproductive organs. Impervious to melancholy. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of love and beatings. Greatly devastated by the cyborg conversion of her favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, she learned the techniques of babysitting. Each grueling yeast infection was a step toward the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.Truly blossomed at Oxford where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if she opened up her hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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