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PsychoticSmiley

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About PsychoticSmiley

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Reston, VA

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/03/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I like people, I'm a very social person. I love to hang out, chat, watch films, or just chill. I'm pretty laid back but passionate.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Tang Soo Do, Kung Fu, street hockey. Watch movies. Video Games, Othello. Dancing!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Psychology major, Artist, designer, photographer. I work in the IT field.”

What's your dream job?

“Professional idea man/ problem solver. You need something done, I'll think up an idea and make it for a nominal fee if necessary.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Once while in Kroger with a group of 3 friends a middle aged man bumped into me rather hard, So I fell down and started screaming "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!" He freaked out and hurriedly walked away.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Intelligent above all else, funny, a good person.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They work as long as the people in the relationship work at it. It is worth it, it's how I met my wife :)”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Berserk, NGE, FLCL, Trigun, Outlaw Star, Hellsing, I'm addicted to Naruto and Bleach manga, Blade of the Immortal - favorite manga, And Gunnm”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I like something of everything. I focus on rock (and classic rock Go Zepp!) and I guess music with good electronic beats. Like Prodigy, Daft Punk. I really like Punk music as well.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watch as much anime as I have time for. Read Blade of the Immortal, and Gunnm”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“You'll see me at a lot of cons this year, taking pictures. Staffing as well as photography.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy - Anything not so much 7 though, Dragons Quest VIII, Katamari Damaci, Disgaea, Mgs Portable Ops, Othello/Reversi, Team Fortress 2, Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, Left 4 Dead”

Steam Nickname

“psychoticsmiley”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“psychoticsmiley”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo Reach. And in the past Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, America's Army Operations.”

Jaeger Assignment

PsychoticSmiley is currently piloting DROWSY BASTARD with Rick Hunter

DROWSY BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Triple-Wedgie Whirlwind
  • Stalwart Baseball Bat

DOSSIER: Job is to support civilians by fortifying their long-range detection power. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Unicorn, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient doomsday device to ensure Obamacare. Certainly historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Asskicking, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. At times, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' general cleanliness. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and religion. Somewhat affected by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. As time progressed, he learned the art of sexual touching. Each sexual yeast infection was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"You, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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