TheLoneWolf Buster Machine No. 1790
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About TheLoneWolf Age: 29 Gender: M Location: Davis, CA Joined: 10 years ago on 03/07/04 Last Visit: 23 hours ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello! I'm here for shits and giggles. More of the latter than the former, preferably.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What's your dream job?
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Still breathing is a great start”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch ALL THE ANIME”
XBox Live! Gamertag
TheLoneWolf is currently piloting
PUNCHER JUGGERNAUT with The Naniwa Tiger
PUNCHER JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:
Torrential Boomerang Majestic Flamethrower Tantrum
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious tax advice to civilians, even during the frenzy of covert combat. As we all know historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Hercules, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Often, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of flower arranging. Each sexual beat-down was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends. Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?" Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.