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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Sunnyvale, CA
Joined: 12 years ago on 03/08/04Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“*overhauls again* Haha! I R teh former Genki :B! Um... yeah... about me... uh... I bite :D! That is all. Kthxbai >D! P.S. I tend to go on long hiatuses”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“When I actually have time between work and school I like to abuse my season pass to a local theme park just to go get cotton candy.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a full-time student and a "Clerical Assistant III" (I'm a secretary for my campuses student government). I hate politics, but they pay me well enough to put up with the drama.”
What's your dream job?
“To be a professional actress. Stage or screen doesn't much matter to me... except for the fact screen pays the bills a lot better than stage does.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I graduated from HS on a Friday the 13th (Friday, June 13th, 2003). Plus there was a blood moon that night. And on Grad Nite at Disneyland in mid-May there was lunar eclipse. I swear my class was the year of the cult.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I'm not interested in a relationship at all at this point as I do not feel I'm mature enough for one. I just want some new friends. Any nice, fun-loving person will do <3~”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Meh, not really for me, but if it works for others more power to them and I wish them well.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Too many to list. It takes a pretty shitty anime/manga for me to even slightly dislike it.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Alternative, rock, pop, classical... mostly stuff along those lines.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watch, read, cosplay, staff cons, whatever.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Only Fanime for 2008. I have to go school visiting this summer and need money for that ):”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Jak and Daxter, Pokemon, DDR, F Zero X, Mario Kart, Guilty Gear XX, Final Fantasy series, and some others I'm forgetting.”
Kender is currently piloting WHIPPERSNAPPER LEMUR with Hounddog310
WHIPPERSNAPPER LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply courageous tax advice to soldiers. Impervious to expressing its feelings. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Panty Raid, during which most of Philadelphia was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and have one purpose, which is to destroy some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Gradually, she mastered the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being completely blind because her mother forced her to.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by her commanding officer."You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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