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SuitJamas

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About SuitJamas

Age: 51
Gender: M
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 09/23/08
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi I'm Lewis. I'm a fan of video games, but not much of an anime fan (except for DragonBall Z). Also, I'm ALLout AIM. I frequent the AV room for OB as well.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm ALL about movies and TV, following the world of business and politics, watching my CNBC, following my various fav sports like tennis, NBA, NFL, MLB.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm working part-time as an archive specialist (scanning files). I like to think of myself as a soldier on the front lines of the WAR against paper.”

What's your dream job?

“I want to get back to doing accounting. I need to get on my CPA Exam studying, so that I can pass the tests and be a CPA. This will definitely help me get an accounting job, and improve my career growth potential in this field.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have an unhealthy need to have better tech stuff than others. I always love to give my friend Puzz a hard time about this. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I like to meet all sorts of different kinds of peeps. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“DragonBall Z. Yeah yeah enough about that. I would much rather talk about PC RIGS, cool cell phones, giant TVs, and the businessworld.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ For working out I really liked "Disturbed". I'm happy with mellow music too. I like me some Lady Gaga.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Dawn of War II, Starcraft II, Age of Empires series, Civilization series (oh yeah looking forward to Civ V), Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“BootyCon 12, maybe DragonCon 12, maybe Magfest 13”

Into games? List your favorites!

“How could I not mention RISK, the boardgame, the 360 version, and now the Android version. ”

Steam Nickname

“KingLewieXIV”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“KingLewieXIV”

Other Online Gaming Info

“SWTOR, AOM Titans, DoW2, RISK, SC2, Sins of a Solar Empire. Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion”

Jaeger Assignment

SuitJamas is currently piloting SNEAKY BASTARD with OtakuBooty Source Code

SNEAKY BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Taint-Mounted Beam
  • Sixty Four-Suplex Technique

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply perilous counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of covert lovemaking. Perhaps historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Ragnarok, during which most of Paris was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the tranquil swamps of Hell itself. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were killed by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several seconds trying to get laid in a secret abandoned rest stop. Each joyful moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at M.I.T. where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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