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Shadwcat

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About Shadwcat

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Winnetka, IL

Joined: 12 years ago on 09/29/08
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'am the typical geek who can throw a movie quote down and then start talking about collectibles. But I also love parties and meeting new people, drinking, and would like to get back to the clubs like I once did. Overall, I'am a weird one.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Currently I'am in the dumps when it comes to fun. Over worked I find myself working too much and wanting to get out more.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“College Bio major. Still ove Bio.. but ... now.....I sell vintage TOYS!”

What's your dream job?

“If I knew, I would be working towards it! Assassin?”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I boarded a plane and had a window seat. 2 people had the other seats and were waiting for me to get to my seat. My brain said do not say it. I said I must. As they rose to to let me in... I raised my arms said loudly said "Rise my Deciples!&”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who is open to the world, travel, nerdy things and just whacky sense of humor and sporatic things. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It could work, but we'd need to meet often enough to keep it going.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Bubblegum Crisis, Sol Bianca, Slayers, Death Note, Bleach, Dominion Tank Police, Ghost in the Shell, Tekkaman, oooh so much!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds. But I usual boil down to Trance, Progressive Trance, Dance, Techno, 80's Music, Japanese Pop ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anime (Duh), Collecting Toys, Gashapon, People's Blood, Cels, Old Toys, and old things.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Just the usual Acen and water down Reactor”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Unreal Tournament (Original) & Warcraft. Advanced Wars (I'm Addicted)”

Jaeger Assignment

Shadwcat is currently piloting AMBITION SLAYER with Monkey in Heaven

AMBITION SLAYER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sexuality Kick
  • Mustache-Mounted Boomerang

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by fortifying their sensual power. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Asshole, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient concentrated energy blast to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Certainly that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Magical when the pilots sacrificed two or three orphans in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was a brillian scientist. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours trying to get laid in a seriously shady temple. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing the old lady down the block. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Following the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by God himself.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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