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Collie

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About Collie

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Bremerton, WA

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/23/04
Last Visit: 3 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Chum dum bum boobalay!! I'm Collie and...I like making whale noises... 7.7”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like everclear. ^____^ Haha! I mean uh... I...like....going to dance clubs. :D”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm going to be taking a course in Psychology soon here.... >:}”

What's your dream job?

“Well...actually, my dream job might be coming true soon! >:D It's a secret till I actually DO it! 7.7”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“::does 'the hand':: Absolutely nothing. :D”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like to meet someone who isn't a two-faced liar! :D Which is RARE these days! Open to meeting new people for whatever reasons may come up! 0:}”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“::puts a thumb down:: Not good for Collie! But it's do-able.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Naruto, Parasyte, Da Capo, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Scrapped Princess, Tokyo Mew Mew, Hana Yori Dango, Full Metal Alchemist”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I....cosplay.... o_-;; ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Next up is Otakon 2004!!! See you all there!! ;D”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Valkyrie Profile, Thousand Arms, Star Ocean 2, All the old Mario Games! <3”

Jaeger Assignment

Collie is currently piloting OMEGA METEOR with DeKy0

OMEGA METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Untamed Strike
  • Killer Soup Ladle of Wrath

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to destroy Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to friendly forces. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by loving parents in the tranquil swamps of Mexico City. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a filthy dojo. Each grueling day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her parents expected from her.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because of her burning passion to succeed.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at everything if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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