Lindze Buster Machine No. 1838
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About Lindze Age: 39 Gender: F Location: Roswell, GA Joined: 12 years ago on 03/23/04 Last Visit: 4 years ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
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“online games suck.”
Lindze is currently piloting
PUNCHER VALKYRIE with Hodor
PUNCHER VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Resourceful Butt Bodycheck Dragon's Pound
DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaegers by upgrading their offensive power. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Often, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each enchanting beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her burning passion to succeed. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind. Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and has no fucking idea what she's doing. "Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one pilot who totally gets that." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.