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Age: 33Gender: MLocation: Cary, NC
Joined: 10 years ago on 10/15/08Last Visit: 3 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm as Gay as the day is long”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Get mad at strangers on the Internet”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Couch Co-Op Aficionados”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Berserk, JoJo, Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash, Gate”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, EDM Shit”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Spending entirely too much money on videogames”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Whatever comes to Raleigh/Durham”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Vagrant Story, HELLDIVERS, Nuclear Throne, METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Warhammer: Vermintide, Warframe (PS4), HELLDIVERS (PS4), Warthunder”
Thin White Duke is currently piloting SNEAKY BULL with Fenrir
SNEAKY BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to perform sporadic offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their assholes. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Unicorn, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing doomsday device to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. In the past, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a brillian scientist. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Each grueling beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.Schooled on the streets where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of basically everybody. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people."Son, you, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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