Thin White Duke Buster Machine No. 18393
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About Thin White Duke Age: 28 Gender: M Location: Cary, NC Joined: 5 years ago on 10/15/08 Last Visit: 21 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Thin White Duke is currently piloting
SNEAKY BULL with Fenrir
SNEAKY BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Shark's Strike Double-Stomp Thrust
DOSSIER: Role is to perform sporadic offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their assholes. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Unicorn, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing doomsday device to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. In the past, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a brillian scientist. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Each grueling beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.
Schooled on the streets where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of basically everybody. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground. Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people. "Son, you, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that." Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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