dr_z

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: Oceanside, CA

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/24/04
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dr_z is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED ERECTION with Xander

STEAMPOWERED ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Butt-Mounted Cannon
• Devastation Bodyslam

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces. Sometimes, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and tough love. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that she had a sex change. Each withering day was a step away from the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Educated by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.