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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Oceanside, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/24/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' rollah”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“conquer chunks of europe and small island nations...y'know, the usual”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“soldier, knitter, freelance funkification, rule europe with an iron fist, etc.”
What's your dream job?
“Regional Terrorism, Piracy, and Conflict Analyst. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a Brain Fork- it was used by Fijian Cannibals to remove the brains of a person to be made into a pudding.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“chill, easy to get along with, not too uptight, who is smart and can make me laugh”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Difficult, but if the person matters to you that much, you can make it work.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Monster, Threads of Time, Monster, Alichino, Paradise Kiss, Vampire Hunter D, Vampire Princess Miyu, Demon Diary, Count Cain, Black Heaven, Serial Experiments Lain, Mars, Full Metal Alchemist”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“all music. I'm willing to listen to anything at least once. I like anything with a dirty guitar. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“used to go to cons, cosplay, reading manga, listening to music, and i'm a huge tech/gaming nerd. I dont read/watch as much manga/anime as i used too, but I still watch what i can when i can. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Fatal Frame II, Silent Hill, Tetris, King Of Fighters, Final Fantasy, House of Dead, Metal Gear Solid, Hearts of Iron, Mah Johng. Anything horror-genre is right by me”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Mah Jhong, tetris, oregon trail”
dr_z is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED ERECTION with Xander
STEAMPOWERED ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces. Sometimes, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and tough love. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that she had a sex change. Each withering day was a step away from the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.Educated by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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