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JarodRytec

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About JarodRytec

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/25/04
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play games, read, skiing, go drinking with buddies”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Starting a new job teaching IT skills in Japan.”

What's your dream job?

“Having my own computer parts/repair shop.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well, there was that time when I was drunk in Singapore....”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who is outgoing and fun, but also enjoys to take it easy sometimes.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It all depends on communication”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“hard rock, Punk, trance, House, electronica, industrial, Jrock/pop”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching/reading anime and manga, building models, collecting wall scrolls and posters, practicing my drawing techniques.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Modern Warfare 2, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 3”

Steam Nickname

“JarodRytec”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Sh1nnAsuk4”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Modern Warfare 2”

Jaeger Assignment

JarodRytec is currently piloting RAGING TINGLE with blargh

RAGING TINGLE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Butt-Mounted Knuckles
  • Majestic Groin Punch Spasm

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by upgrading their sexual capabilities. Certainly historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Diddler, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and gin. Deeply devastated by the cyborg conversion of father at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. As time progressed, he learned the techniques of sexual touching. Each withering moment was a step away from the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at Oxford where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite impregnating basically everybody. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to curing AIDS and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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