TheCat

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: St Charles, MO

Joined: 10 years ago on 10/22/08
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TheCat is currently piloting RUMBLING KANGAROO with MackDaddy

RUMBLING KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Smothering Kick
• Flaming Groin Kick

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of desperate lovemaking. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Asskicking, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with mongooses in the tranquil foothills of Dayton. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to the triumph that her heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite impregnating her best friend. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by God himself.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.