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About nickbender

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Boise, ID

Joined: 9 years ago on 10/23/08
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm awesome, I really am. Don't believe me? Just ask me. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Snowboard, Rock out, drink snobbish beer (bud/coors need not apply), wear sportcoats and tshirts, find strange hats, hunt hobos.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“App Development for Evil Empire”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A super hot fox who puts up with and or participates in all of my idiocincratic obsessions, like using big words like 'idiocincratic'.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they suck, but if it's the right person distance can be overcome.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“this question was already asked... i remember, it's still on my page. Uhmmmm honestly for a guy that's lived in Japan I still need to embrace my inner animefreak... but i can't get over these standards like 'quality animation' and 'sound plot' etc.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“FMA, Studio Ghibli, Cowboy BeBop, FLCL, I play any varitey of vidja games, write a lot, lose myself in the blogosphere, spend way too much money on gadgets.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Steam Nickname


Jaeger Assignment

nickbender is currently piloting DRUNKEN SLAYER with Daeuiel

DRUNKEN SLAYER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Poisonous Halberd
  • Shark's Pound

DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply perilous tax advice to other Jaegers. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Cumberbatch, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing aggressive handjob technique to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. Cannot be damaged by violent Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Rainbow Rimjob when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's children in order to save a single flower. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to crush some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Eventually, he mastered the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each grueling beat-down was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at Sweet Valley High where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with depressingly inconsistent speed, termed "Elegant Elephant Style", he soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite falling in love with basically everybody. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to square dancing and has been making some pretty good progress.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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