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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Akron, OH
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/27/04Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Just because I'm a barista doesn't mean I have no soul. Honest!”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Draw, write, RP (online and tabletop), hang out with my friends, para para”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“barista at seattle's best coffee, cosplay and art commissions on the side.”
What's your dream job?
“working for a game company doing character design”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I surprised the hell out of a lot of friends by showing up at Daigacon.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone fun! But also knows when it's time to be serious. Also someone who doesn't rush things.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They're okay, I guess...but I can't drive yet”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Full Metal Alchemist, Confidential Confessions, FLCL, Hale nochi Guu, FAKE, Death Note, Legal Drug, BECK, re:PLAY, Vampire Knight”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“eurobeat, jrock, jpop, kpop, rock, classic rock, trance, techno, dance, house”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“watching anime, reading manga, gaming my soul out, loving music, para para, watching j-dramas and some sentai”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Ikasucon, Sugoicon, Ohayocon”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Pop'n Music, Dynasty Warriors 5, Legend of Mana, FFXII, FFVIII, Phantasy Star IV, Pangya, Albatross18, Para Para Paradise, GuitarFreaks, DrumMania, Guitar Hero, Gemfire, Gunstar Heroes, Columns, Okami, FF Tactics Advance”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Albatross 18, Pangya, DANCE! Online”
Cryssi is currently piloting COURAGE DYNAMITE with InuYashasKeeper
COURAGE DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform surgical offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient aggressive handjob technique to ensure erectile dysfunction. Often, spiritual advisors have complimented the pilots' dedication to asskicking. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a drug lord. Life didn't really change much when nipples were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for her life in a hidden temple. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sizzling speed, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress.Experts have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea sexually dominated my face."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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