emuko

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Atlanta, GA

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/27/04
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emuko is currently piloting LUSTY ASSKICKER with penpen

LUSTY ASSKICKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Joyfulness Bash of Happiness
• Bumblebee's Black Hole Generator of Revenge

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to other Jaeger pilots. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by loving parents in the idyllic foothills of Transylvania. Profoundly aroused by the Kaiju murder of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds getting her ass kicked in a secret dojo. Each joyful lesson was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite infuriating her mother. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and has been making some pretty good progress.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.