LadyDragon0131

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: Warrington, PA

Joined: 12 years ago on 11/05/08
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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LadyDragon0131 is currently piloting INAPPROPRIATE CHOWDER with Ninevolt

INAPPROPRIATE CHOWDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Affectionate Laser
• Million-Nippletwister Attack

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply courageous tax advice to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of night-time lovemaking. May be vulnerable to bad advice. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the idyllic foothills of Pittsburgh. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Eventually, she mastered the secrets of flatulence. Each sexual day was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself at M.I.T. where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen speed, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of hippies.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite infuriating her best friend. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.