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About emiko

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Marietta, GA

Joined: 12 years ago on 11/22/08
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I like eating, breathing, and sleeping. I might be related to The Internet.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Bake, sew, craft, sleep, take things apart and put them back together (but better!)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.


What's your dream job?


Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I exist.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Open minded, funny people who don't get easily offended.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're ok? I guess I have a non-opinion on them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Black Lagoon, Howl's Moving Castle, Utena, Kareshi Kanojo no Jijyou, Paradise Kiss”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Alt, classical, rock, psy, cabaret”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Yes. Video gaming, and this anime stuff. Oh, and costuming.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Dragon*Con, AWA”

Into games? List your favorites!

“SMB3, Tetris!, Sonic CD (guilty pleasure), Silent Hill 2&3, FF7,8,&9, Katamari Series, Fable I, Fallout 3”

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Jaeger Assignment

emiko is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS ROCKET with SirLetoPelops

RAMBUNCTIOUS ROCKET's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Labia-Mounted Chainsaw
  • Destruction Stomp

DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaegers by upgrading their offensive power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Magical, a plan to use a fucked-up, new atomic missile to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. Cannot be damaged by sensitive Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Sword when the pilots sacrificed many abortion clinics in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that she had a sex change. Each erotic day was a step away from being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with depressingly inconsistent brutality, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of some homeless guy.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing basically everybody. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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