Bunnyko is currently piloting PASSION KRAKEN with Jamz
PASSION KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:
Violent Frying Pan Thrust
Barracuda's Nippletwister
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed massages to basically anybody who asks, even during the frenzy of night-time combat. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Asshole, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret boner pill to prolong psoraisis. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without murdering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and church-going. Not all that affected by the murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each enchanting lesson was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.
Found herself on the streets where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite "accidentally" killing her best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.
Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.
Experts have described her robot piloting style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged Barcelona."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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