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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Amherst, MA
Joined: 12 years ago on 04/02/04Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“I only have a free membership because i had phone sex with Booty”
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What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Japanese major at UMASS... I must be out of my mind. ”
What's your dream job?
“I want to either work for Nentendo or Seame street”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I liike the name Frank.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They are great. Because when you cheat on them it's to hard for them to find out!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Mai Hime, Blue Seed, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Inu Yasha, Samuri Pizza Cats, Tenchi Muyo!, Studio Ghibli, Angelic Layer, Fushigi Yugi, Love Hina, Oh! my goddess, Chobits, FLCL, evangelion, Battle Royale, ect.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Metal. Motha. Fucka.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like not paying for my anime or games and just bittorrent them. yeah. ARG!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon or Bust baby! oooooh yeah!”
Into games? List your favorites!
“most of the final fantasy series, kingdom hearts. right now ive been playing animal crossing even though it's stupid. I also like Battle toads vs Double dragon for NES. I like all mario, megaman and zelda games. ”
morningmimi is currently piloting EAGLE COWBOY with Kirei the Klown
EAGLE COWBOY's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform sporadic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their heads. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Magical, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient concentrated energy blast to decisively end Obamacare. Cannot be damaged by violent enemies. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Somewhat aroused by the cyborg conversion of family dog guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, she mastered the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each erotic day was a step closer to the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sizzling speed, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", she soon gained the praise of hippies.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite impregnating Whoopi Goldberg. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar sexually dominated your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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